Ryan Day Resigns After Being Caught Wearing Michigan Wolverines Lingerie….

Columbus, Ohio – The highly regarded head coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team, Ryan Day, shockingly announced his retirement today after it was discovered that he had been wearing Michigan Wolverines pants. The controversy has left both players and fans in disbelief and sent shockwaves through Buckeye Nation.

The revelation was discovered during an unannounced locker room inspection by the athletic department of the institution. When the authorities walked into Coach Day’s office, they saw something incredible. The adored coach was there, all out in blue and maize hues from head to toe. She even had socks with Wolverine themes and a Michigan Wolverines bra (D cup) and lace knickers on.

Coach Day was surrounded by reporters as he headed into the parking lot, eager to find out something. The coach was amazingly unaffected by the circumstances.

When asked, Coach Day attempted to downplay the incident by responding, “I guess you could say I was a ‘Wolverine’ on the inside all along.” I considered it to be a harmless method of showing my gratitude for…